What I've been saying instead of hello since 2400 baud modems
Those annoying bits of moodiness without cause or reason when it seems like everything is just one key off.
What you treat the hygolical flips with, anything made with icecream that you have to go out for
Hot Topic, the place I buy clothes for my 58 yo dad, and my 33 yo brother feels like he's too old for
Old Navy, Mike said once Old Navy is Hell and all the demons wear headsets. The term stuck.
my answer to everything when I'm tired. The word turnip just amuses me
And just turnip means E. She says she's my turnip girl.
uh.. nevermind. I'm not gonna define this one after all.
a particularly annoying pet name I use for Mike. I love watching him flinch
Not as evil twin, currently up for debate. She's sneaky evil and probably would call someone snugglelump to see them flinch.
see snugglelump. A twice as annoying pet name I have for Mike. Yes. I spend time thinking these up.
An aggressively unique individual who is full of angst and misunderstood. Probably not helped by me laughing at them.
In my not even vaguely humble opinion
Comic Book Day
Every Wednesday new titles get released. We get comics every Wednesday.
When you trip over your words and just can't say it right.
"And that I ahblahbleam.. ah. you know.."
dead people's bellybuttons
what my dad calls mushrooms.
dirty socks potato chips
rubbing the top of a kid's head with your knuckles and messing up their hair.
"I gotta get some of the glifflestopphen!" *messing up kid's hair while kid squeals*
Sickness, generally flu like symptoms or feeling just icky.
"Can you get me some soup, I have the farfalonous