E asked that earlier. It was a straight line too good to resist..
"Once upon a time, there was a caveman with a stick, and a rock.. and he was hitting the rock with the stick.. when he spied a hole in the ground. A little hole made by some sort of animal.. and he thought "Ooh..oook ook.." which means of course.. I'm gonna hit my rock in this hole... He missed."
E thought that answer was good. Mike thought that answer was hilarious.
Mike wants me to add in he sliced it. For Rosemary. I told him Rosemary would never believe I said that, because me and golf is like her and the history of Dell Comic heroes. But for Rosemary and Mike..
"Once upon a time, there was a caveman with a stick.. yadda yadda oook ook oookka.. He sliced.