( cute/ugly or ugly/cute? I don't know! )I gave Wm his replacement ninja, and he seemed very happy, and not at all in a "Mom, I'm 16, and too old for such things, but I'll look happy because you clearly want me to be" sort of way. Before I did, I threw it at Mike and yelled "SECRET NINJA ATTACK!" and Mike said "I want a secret ninja stick. Nobody would see it coming." When I told Dad about it, he agreed, and said they should have Secret Ninja 2x4s. So guess what I'm making them for Christmas? You guessed it. I'm painting them both 2x4s to look like ninjas.
"WHAP!"
"WTF?"
"You didn't see it coming? That's because it was a ninja!"
I still have half a skein left of the ugly acrylic camo yarn. What now?